I've got an insane possy
We ain't clowns thought
I ain't a juggalo
But I always fucking jungle hoes
And maybe it's my nature
But I've never wanna date her
but she's like a shot of vodka,
'cause I always gotta chase her
What's the fucking problem
with a one night stand?
I'm never gonna settle down,
you need to undestand

And let me keep it simple
I'm officially stable,
I won't miss you
here's a tissue
I've got issues, believe me
And I always see my mommy
in every woman I meet
But I hate my fucking mother
motherfucker it's weak!

So please believe me
I'm a needy insecure fucking freak
and it ain't easy
or as dreamy as you thought it would be,
took her out to dinner
went and tried to kiss her
opened up my eyes the fucking bitch
was checking twitter
Ladies!
I ain't trying to be rude but
I don't ever date a bitch
Who Instagrams her fucking food

Oh! I lost my fucking mind!
It happens all the time
'cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby
Oh! I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole, baby
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole, baby

I was up in scene,
In mid-2006,
I was automatically labeled
As a god damn prick!
I go to prison and get out it
And I'm back at it
Hey guys!
I ain't afraid to go back,
better watch that lip!

With the music nowadays,
always sound the same
But it's pretty fucking lame
what you fucking lames claim!
To be real music,
you gotta feel stupid,
to be still choosing to abuse
the privilege and you still use it?

Lately, all your bands
Do the same damn shit!
Same breakdowns, snare,
kick and lame ass riff!
And everybody's still
fucking the same, lame
damn bitch!
That comes to every show
showing her fake ass tits!

But not me!
I'm on a whole other planet
and I'll be damned if I sit
and watch this fucking shit happen
I'm an assas-scene
with that music and fashion!

But I cash out
no backtracks,
I stack racks,
I cash in!

Oh! I lost my fucking mind!
It happens all the time
'cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby
Oh! I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby

Alright,
everybody on the
fucking ground right now!
Andy, here!
Alright!

You all are gonna fucking die!
Fuck you
Fuck your tweets
Fuck everything about you!
Social media,
my fucking ass!

(I'm an asshole, baby)

Last but not least,
I wanna thank my fans
The best damn fan base
A band could have,
and to show appreciation
for how grateful I am,
here's a mic stand,
take it home to your dad!

I got arrested for a crime
That I didn't commit
And I'd never beat my girlfriend
She's a goddamn bitch, man!
The truth is she was pissed
So I broke it off,
so what she did was
calculate a plan to hurt me
any chance she could get!

Fuck it,
her plot didn't work!
The jig is up
and everybody know it's berzerk!

All you tough guys,
and wise guys
gangsters on the wi-fi
You're bitch-made
in your real life,
in real life, I real fight!
And just because I rock them
in skinny jeans and a belt
don't mean shit!

Motherfucker,
I'll knock your ass out for real!
'Cause I'm pissed off,
I'll piss on anybody
'cause I spit raw
I split jaws,
I'm hip-hop,
I'll Nicholas Cage your face off!

Oh! I lost my fucking mind!
It happens all the time
'cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby
Oh! I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby

Oh! I lost my fucking mind!
It happens all the time
'cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby
Oh! I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole, baby

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole, baby
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole, baby

Welcome to the fucking mixtape!
2014 and beyond!
Me - Ronnie Radke,
and a whole bunch
of other crazy motherfuckers!
Andy Biersack!
Ya don't like it,
Go fuck yourself!
Now kids, it's just a fucking joke!
Relax!