I stayed out 'bout half the night again
Momma's waitin' up
Screamin' where the hell you been?
Last thing I need right now is a mouth full of sass
I just wanna crawl inside the bottom of a glass
She said drinkin' and carousin' with your hophead friends
You mark my words you'll meet an untimely end
That poison whiskey will be the death of you

Stone dead drunk again
Notify my next 'o kin
I do believe I've seen better days
Stone dead drunk again
That bottle's my best friend
Lord forgive me for my wicked ways

Yesterday morning I woke up in a stranger's bed
I guess the liquor did the talkin'
But I wish I knew what it said
A bottle of bourbon usually does the trick
My brain goes numb and I start thinkin' with my dick
She said I want more sugar
Please don't make me beg
I said the best part of me is runnin' down your leg
That poison whiskey will be the death of me

Stone dead drunk again
Notify my next 'o kin
I do believe I've seen better days
Stone dead drunk again
That bottle's my best friend
Lord forgive me for my wicked ways

They say that candy is dandy but liqour is a quicker trip
Well I drank enough whiskey
To float a battleship
My head was poundin'
My mouth was dry
So I did a little shot
It's no wonder why
That poison whiskey'll be the death of me

Stone dead drunk again
Notify my next 'o kin
I do believe I've seen better days
Stone dead drunk again
That bottle's my best friend
Lord forgive me for my wicked ways