(The big bad cat's an act
The big bad cat's an act)

Spike: Don't go and be fooled by those fancy pants
It's just her feline arrogance
Flaunting their colors with tinkerly bells
She think her litter box don't smell

Don't go and be fooled by this crazy cat
Siri: Don't go and listen to his crazy fact
Not gonna tell you twice
You better watch your back

Spike: Don't go and be fooled
The big bad cat's an act
(The big bad cat's an act
The big bad cat's an act)

Siri: I thought I warned ya (I thought I warned ya)
Not gonna tell you twice (Not gonna tell you twice)
You better watch your back (You better watch your back
Don't go and be fooled
The big bad cat's an act)

Spike: What do you think?
You think I'm afraid of your claws?
Siri: Can the old canine philosophies
Why don't you just go and tend to your fleas?
Don't push me mutt
I'm just not in the mood
You're one swipe away from becoming cat food

Spike: Don't go and be fooled by this crazy cat
Siri: Don't go and listen to his crazy fact
Not gonna tell you twice
You better watch your back

Spike: Don't go and be fooled
This big bad cat's an act
(The big bad cat's an act)
What'd I tell you?
(The big bad cat's an act)

Siri: I thought I warned ya (I thought I warned ya)
Not gonna tell you twice (Not gonna tell you twice
You better watch your back)
Spike: Don't go and be fooled (Don't go and be fooled)
The big bad cat's a furball hackin'
Rodent snackin' act
That's right, an act

You're just some pussy cat
You think you're tough
Siri: I dare you, Spike, to call my bluff
Spike: You're a very scary putty tat
Siri: You're one swipe away from becoming toast
Eliza, get my doggie bag
I'm about to catch a snack

(The big bad cat's an act)
Spike: Whoa, who cut the cheese?
Was that you, baby?
(The big bad cat's an act)
You may wanna reexamine your diet

Siri: I thought I warned ya (I thought I warned ya)
Not gonna tell you twice (Not gonna tell you twice)
You better watch your back (You better watch your back
Don't go and be fooled
The big bad cat's an act)
Spike: Here I am, come get me
We can settle this right now, right here
Mano y mano, dogo y cato
(The big bad cat's an act)

Come on, me and you
(The big bad cat's an act)
Come on, let's go right now
I'll rip that fur coat off ya
(I thought I warned ya
Not gonna tell you twice)
And wear it, and all my dogs friends will be goin'
(You better watch your back)
"Spike, where'd ya get that skanky cat coat?"

(Don't go and be fooled
The big bad cat's an act)
Hear what I'm sayin' red?