Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
one chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see

And he
wore a hat
and he
had a job
and he
brought home the bacon
so that no one knew...

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
his friends were unaware

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
nobody even cared

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
one chromosome too many

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
and it determined what he could see

And he
wore a hat
and he
had a job
and he
brought home the bacon
so that no one knew

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
his friends were unaware

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
nobody even cared

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
happier than you and me

Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid
one chromosome too many

And he
wore a hat
and he
had a job
and he
brought home the bacon
so that no one knew