[Ginger]
Here's the story of, a Star named Ru!

[Kennedy]
A simple gal, who started like me and you

[Mrs. Kasha Davis]
First she sold a wig, then a lash or two
(Absolutely)

[Kandy Ho]
Now she hosts her show, and sells her purr-ur-fume
(Snot juice? I have no idea honestly)

But it didn't take long for her brand to really take off
Except for Drag U
(Guurl, that really was a rough spot!)
But she bounced right back up with an album and a t-shirt, and a t-shirt, album and a t-shirt
Album and a t-shirt

To be a famous Tv host
be the hostess with the most
(Products)
Slappin' yo face on a candy bar
lettin' the world know you're a super star
Then say, "Yay! Hey bitches, I got paid! "

[Kennedy]
But it didn't take long for her brand to really take off
(Only 32 years gurl)

[Mrs. Kasha Davis]
Except for Drag U
(Gurr, wha Ladeh Bunneh gon do nao?)

[Kandy Ho]
But she bounced right back up with an album and a t-shirt
And a t-shirt, album and a t-shirt
Hey bitches, I got paid!
(Ain't nobody got time for that!)