[Bendelacreme]
In the city of drag queens
There's a fine line between being shady and being a lady
This is Penny, which will she choose?

[Courtney Act]
I just got off the bus
I don't drink or eat or cuss

[Bianca Del Rio & Trinity K. Bonet]
You're new, in town it's time to knuckle down
Start swimming to the top before you drown

[Courtney Act]
Who are you?

[Bianca Del Rio & Trinity K. Bonet]
We are the pageant queens (oh, fancy)
We're elegant machines in gowns
We strut we don't need corny smut (what?)
Let's hold back and see which way she leans

[Courtney Act]
Who are you?

[Gia Gunn & Darienne Lake]
We are the comedy queens (oh cute)
Humor always justifies the means
While she's there telling a joke (look!)
I'm right behind you poke (oh!)
So don't listen to them
'cause they're just full of beans (literally!)

[Courtney Act]
Who's that?

[Bianca Del Rio, Trinity K. Bonet, Gia Gunn & Darienne Lake]
Wait! She's the shady queen horrid queen
No one wants to see her on her own all alone
No one wants to be her
Listen up pretty pup she's on her way
to six feet underground
Yes and nothing nice nothing good ever goes her way
So miss "off the bus" stick with us even ru would say so
(Who?)
Rupaul!
(Oh!)
Turn around we are the better queens
The safer queens the lighter queens
The brighter queens the wiser queens
Advisor queens the ones who you should stick with

[Bendelacreme]
Penny, you really wanna be a star?

[Courtney Act]
Yeah I do!

[Bianca Del Rio, Trinity K. Bonet, Gia Gunn & Darienne Lake]
No! Don't do it! don't girl! She's got testicles!
I've seen them! she's a man with one eye no!

[Bendelacreme]
There's a hole in your heart there's a place in your soul
A passion so strong it makes your blood boil
All your dreams come alive
All your wishes will grow
If you take a swig of this fish oil
Drink for me

[Courtney Act]
Oh, I'd really like to but I shouldn't I

[Bendelacreme]
Drink for me!

[Courtney Act]
But I do want to be a big, big star

[Bendelacreme]
Drink for me!

[Bianca Del Rio, Trinity K. Bonet, Gia Gunn & Darienne Lake]
Don't do it! Don't do it!

[Bendelacreme]
Drink for me!

[Bianca Del Rio, Trinity K. Bonet, Gia Gunn & Darienne Lake]
You'll lose it! You'll lose it!

[Courtney Act]
Well I'm gonna be the greatest star
And nothing and no one's gonna keep me down
And you, and you, and all of you I'll make you love me
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Oh I can't get it open
(Here!)
(Don't do it! Don't do it!)
Watch me be your star
All T all shade

[Milk]
Thanks to fish oil, our good little penny
Became one bad penny. But, she got her fame

[Adore Delano]
Because I'm the biggest star and I'm going far
Just a miracle in front of you
Oh, and if you don't believe I will show you
I'll teach you I'll school you I'll beat you
And punch you and crunch you
I'll take you and make you thank me
When you love me
That's how you do it back rolls

[April Carrión]
Did you see what she said to me! Hack rolls! heard it!
Can you believe, can you believe
She even said that

[Laganja Estranja & Joslyn Fox]
Yes she really did
Oh yes she really, really went there

[April Carrión]
Well I'm not gonna stick around
And be a part of her show

[Laganja Estranja & Joslyn Fox]
But you have to! Girl, the paycheck!
Oh, right mhmm

[Adore Delano]
No, I'll never love anyone else like I love myself
Oh no, no, no, no
I'll never love anyone else

[April Carrión, Laganja Estranja & Joslyn Fox]
Ai dios mio! The's going down! too much fish oil!
Now's our chance!
Watch us rise to the top
'cause we're the fresh fish on the scene
we're the new girls in town
We're stepping right over this queen
She's been throwing some shade
And now we don't give a damn take away her fish oil
And there ain't nothing left there, man
Woo!
Center stage another chapter time to turn the page
And finally I'm the star no I'm the star!
No I'm the star! no girl! (mumbled fighting)

[Milk]
Oh the shade! The shade of it all
Look at yourself shady ladies
You should be ashamed of what you've become
Oh, I never thought that you would do this
So let me remind you of just one thing
Take each other's hands and come together
Cause, we are each other's family
All 2. 603. 040 sisters
This is our land and we are the queens

[All]
Time to take a stand and come together (we come together)
Cause we are each other's family
(We're all family) all 2. 603. 040 sisters
(Many queens) this is our land
And we are the queens
So even if you're a pageant queen
Or a comedy queen or a fishy queen
A shady queen
Or just a big damn girl
We are a family
Back rolls!