Right now he's probably slow dancin with a bitch blonde tramp
and she's probably gettin frisky
Right Now he's probably buyin her some fruity little drink
cause you can't shoot whiskey
Right now he's probably up behind her
with a pool stick showin her how to shoot a combo

And he don't know

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I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up 4-wheel-drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats


Right now she's probably up singin
some white trash version of Shania karaoke
Right now she's probably sayin i'm drunk
And he's thinkin that he's gonna get lucky
Right now he's probably dabbin all three dollars
worth of that bathroom polo
And he don't know

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I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up 4-wheel-drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh you know it wont be on me
No it won't, not on me

Cause

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I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped up 4-wheel-drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
I slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
ohh before he cheats