The circus of freaks is coming to town
This is your chance to have a good time
Come on in and you've made the right choice
This is entertainment it's a really great show
We've got a man with six legs and guitars for arms
And a girl with no brain they say she came for Mars yeah

Our show is number one it's the best on earth
We've got everything we're gonna stun the world

Welcome to the show it's nice to have you here
We're the sideshow screwballs and we're here to entertain

Keep your eyes wide open this is really the most
It's gonna make your skin tingle it's a really great show
We've got a zombie rodeo with a bunch of living dead
And an American guy with 20 eyes in his head

Welcome to the show it's nice to have you here
We're the sideshow screwballs and we're here to entertain

The rock'n'roll mutants are here again
This will be the day you'll never forget
Come on in and you've made the right choice
This is entertainment it's a really great show
Yeah come on in there's more to see
Pay us your money it's almost for free yeah

Our show is number one it's the best on earth
We've got everything we're gonna stun the world

Welcome to the show it's nice to have you here
We're the sideshow screwballs and we're here to entertain...