You think you're so cool and you think you're so great
It's time for someone to set the record straight
You act like number one and you think you're a star
But all you've ever done is serve drinks in a bar
So why do you talk like that about me

It's written on the wall for all to see
That you learned about life reading magazines
You think you own the world and you act like a king
But you've never been anywhere or done anything
So why do you talk like that about me
You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
Yeah you're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go tonight

Well there's a sucker born every single minute
And when it comes to you then I'm the first to admit it
You've got the fiction but I've got the facts
And everybody knows you ain't got no respect
So why do you talk like that about me
Yeah, You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go tonight

You say that I'm a loser well what about you
You've been flipping burgers since the day you left school
So why do you talk like that about me
Yeah, You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go tonight
You're just so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go
You're so dressed up but you've got nowhere to go tonight