I know I shouldn't do this But I can't help it I'm a fiend Lotion and magazines is what I'm left wit I step witout my pride To the toilet And laced my palm wit honey and almond But suddenly the phone rings And it's K.B. Pussy just came through Some for him and some for me Hell yeah, I'll be there to help you fuck 'em Get 'em drunk, get 'em high Pull they titties out and suck 'em
[K.B.]
Don't rush 'em We 'bout to fuck these hoes, man, no question Just bring yo' ass on Because they already buzzin' And lovin' My hospitality, I put it down I got a quarter pound o' weed And a big thing o' Crown Shit, my dick hard now Just lookin' at these bitches Wit these big soft asses and these nice round titties While you gigglin' You best to hurry yo' as the fuck up I'm 'bout one second away From crackin' this fuckface up
[Chorus]
No need for rest haven these hoes Let's show 'em what they pussy made fo' Let's me and you lay in these hoes And show 'em what they pussy made fo' No need for us savin' theses hoes Let's show 'em what they pussy made fo' Let's leave without payin' these hoes And show 'em what they pussy made fo'
[Devin]
Man, just let 'em know I'm comin' in 'bout 25 minutes And get they pussy ready 'cuz I'm finna dive in it I hear 'em talkin' loud in the background, hollerin' Tell 'em don't get too drunk and keep they pussy lips smilin'
[K.B.]
These hoes wildin' But still I got 'em under control Impatiently, waitin' for some dick that's swole They just some horny ass bitches that love to fuck Tellin' me how they suck dick and swallow the nut (They gobble it up?) I thought I told ya 'bout one of the hoes That put my foot inside her pussy Then took it out and sucked my toes Yo, don't forget to stop and get some fuckin' Dom'cons (What?) Condoms, you forget dem nigga we got a problem
[Devin}
That ain't no problem, man You know we must cover our bones Zoom zoom bust in the room Get 'bout two and I'm gone And as soon as I get there I'm gonna spit some game to her Get the pussy so quick You think I already knew her We 'bout to fuck these hoes
[Chorus]
[K.B.]
Finally, at last, Devin showed up And the first thing this muthafucka said was
[Devin]
What the fuck is this thick neck big bitch here Man I shoulda bought a 16 ounce beer Say big hoss you fucked over me dog I thought we was cool How in the hell we gonna get These two big bitches in the pool
[K.B.]
(Ha ha ha) You fool Stop trippin' and just take ya clothes off 'Cuz all pussy feel the same when the lights go off
[Devin]
Man that's too much pork For just one fork And I'll pass You can't even tell the difference 'Tween they stomach and they ass Stretch marks on they titties like a road map Hoe slapped on some Maybeline
[K.B.]
But she keep her navel clean And at least these hoes big and cute Not big and fucked up You den fucked a skinny, ugly ass hoe So nigga what's up Who give a fuck if you fuck these broads Nobody knows So just drank and smoke this dank And let's fuck these hoes