Say hello, say good-bye It's time to go to live or die Left - right - left, now you're doing fine Step right up and join the line It's your lucky day, hip - hip hurray! Just leave your brain and walk this way
Everybody does it - Everybody does it! Everybody march! Everybody does it! Everybody march! Left - right - left, you're doing fine Take yourself a number Step right up and join the line Pick your bridge - Pick your bridge Pick your bridge and go Wait look out below! You better look before you leap If everybody does it You better look before you leap
Jump, don't jump, it's up to you But don't look down, the joke's on you It's the big - big show where anything goes But the emperor he has no clothes No - no clothes but you can try Keep flapping those arms but you can't fly
Everybody does it - Everybody does it! Everybody march! Everybody does it! Everybody march! Left - right - left, you're doing fine Take yourself a number Step right up and join the line Pick your bridge - Pick your bridge Pick your bridge and go Wait look out below! You better look before you leap If everybody does it You better look before you leap
Here lies Tim, jumped off a bridge and he is dead He jumped to swim right off that bridge but he died instead He never thought, he only jumped because others did He couldn't swim so here lies Tim, a stupid kid
That's what it is, that's what it was No nothing changes - never does Are you gonna go? It's yes or no So say good-bye, say hello The end is here, fork in the road Make your choice We'll see you next episode
Everybody does it - Everybody does it! Everybody march! Everybody does it! Everybody march! Left - right - left, you're doing fine Take yourself a number Step right up and join the line Pick your bridge - Pick your bridge Pick your bridge and go Wait look out below! You better look before you leap If everybody does it You better look before you leap