I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
that is truly what I'd really like to be.
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
then everyone would be in love with me.

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Oscar Meyer weiners
come get your hotdogs
ah, their made with all
this shit from a cow that
nobody wants, like mucous
and marrow and eyeballs
and bile, and all that crap
that really makes them taste
so damn, really fucking good.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
that is truly what I'd really like to be.
'Cause if I was an Oscar Meyer weiner
then everyone would be in love with me.