Science, history, reading, language,
Computer, art, pe, mathematics and funky music!

Funky teacher to asobouze issho ni odorou yo pasodobure
Tadamono ja nai konna sensei itatte ii ja nai?
Sokora no gakkou kisoku wa ganko ganjigarame aru imi ranbou
Dakara chanto kodomo-tachi ni ikita kyouiku okuru maji ni

Mazu wa shimae yo kyoukasho gakuryoku
yori souzou sei wo hyouka shiyou
Yume wo katare soshite warae kuyashii toki
koe dashite naite shimae
Uchi ni kaereba otetsudai dakusan no tomodachi
to te wo tsunaide
Tsukureyo omoide joshi wa booifurendo danshi wa gaarufurendo
Koi mo shichatte!

(yeah yeah yeah) konna hito mita kotonai funky teacher
(yeah yeah yeah) nenjuu mukyuu mainichi ga fiibaa
Mimi sumashite kiite na yo listen gakkou
ja oshiete kurenai lesson
One two! one two! one two three!

Toki ni koe wo aragete kibishii toki ni
hotoke-sama no you ni yasashii
Funky teacher ore no koto hanasu messeeji
Aisu nonnon mo tokeru hodo atsui
Taiiku dame demo benkyou wa manten benkyou dame demo
Taiiku ga danzen dekiru yatsu wa daisuki sa
Ryouhou dame demo ganbaru yatsu motto suki

(onaka ga suita yo funky teacher!) naraba soto ni dete pikunikku
(dansu oshiete yo funky teacher!)
Yoshi mitero, koshi wo kou kuikku! kuikku!
Konna kanji no hoomu ruumu shaberi jou nami iiatte ookiku naru
Kore ga funky ryuu okose rankiryuu kyou mo
kodomo no tame ni to harikiru

(yeah yeah yeah) konna hito mita kotonai funky teacher
(yeah yeah yeah) nenjuu mukyuu mainichi ga fiibaa
Mimi sumashite kiite na yo listen gakkou
ja oshiete kurenai lesson
One two! one two! one two three!

Yume ga mansai no bunkasai kakkoii tokoro misero yo undoukai
Soshite machi ni matta ensoku he
oyatsu wa mochiron sanbuyaku en
(banana wa wo yatsu ni hairu no?) hairanai
kara mou hitotsu kai na yo
And teru teru bouzu ni omajinai ?onegai!? ashita tenki ni naare!

(yeah yeah yeah) konna hito mita kotonai funky teacher
(yeah yeah yeah) nenjuu mukyuu mainichi ga fiibaa
Mimi sumashite kiite na yo listen gakkou
ja oshiete kurenai lesson
One two! one two! one two three!