Jill told Bill
That it was lots of fun to cook
Bill told Jill
That she could bait a real fishhook
So they made ooey gooey
Chocolate cake
Sticky licky
Sugar top
And they gobbled it and giggled
And they sat by the river
And they fished in the water
And they talked
As the squirmy wormies wiggled
Singin'

Glad to have a friend like you
Fair, and fun and skippin' free
Glad to have a friend like you
And glad to just be me

Pearl told Earl
That they could do a secret code
Earl told Pearl
There was free ice cream when it snowed
So they sent funny letters
Which contained mystery messages
And nobody knew just how they made it
And they raised up the window
And they scooped all the snow together
Put milk and sugar in and ate it
Singin'

Glad to have a friend like you
Fair, and fun and skippin' free
Glad to have a friend like you
And glad to just be me

Peg told Greg
She liked to make things out of chairs
Greg told Peg
Sometimes he still hugged teddy bears
So they sneaked in the living room
And piled all the pillows up
And made it a rocket ship
To fly in
And the bears were their girls and boys
And they were the astronauts
Who lived on the moon
With one pet lion
Singin'

Glad to have a friend like you
Fair, and fun and skippin' free
Glad to have a friend like you
And glad to just be me