If you pass by the liquor store
Take that bottle of love 64
A pack of smoke for my lungs mellow
But don't walk the wrong side of the road

I was one of them, once before
But it's not the case son, anymore
Don't walk the wrong side, that's for sure
If you make a stop at the liquor store


I met your grandma at the liquor store
One of these days in 54
After I asked her for a last reload
I took the wrong side of the road

I know what you think
There's no such a thing
As swiming the wrong side of the stream
You think that you know
But you don't wanna go
With a bunch of guys with a cool logo
That makes you lobotomy loco

I was a fool looking for a goal
I took the wrong side of the road
A bunch of guys with a red logo
Enrolling the poor souls down below
I was a fool to enroll
So many crimes I can't recall

I married your grandma on a sparkling night
During the summer of 55
She dedicated her soul to our family
I was giving it all to my gang's party

I know what you think
There's no such a thing
As swiming the wrong side of the stream
You think that you know
But you don't wanna go
With a bunch of guys with a party logo
That makes you lobotomy loco

Round round get around, get around-round

In hatred, oh there is nothing to be found
So don't go messing around-ound
Oh don't go messing around-ound
You've got to know
In hatred, oh there is nothing to be found
So don't go messing around-ound
Oh don't go messing around-ound
You've got to know
In hatred, oh there is nothing to be found!
So don't go messing around-ound!
Oh don't go messing around-ound!
And around-round!

I finally got away from this fucking blitz
During the summer of 66
My boom just blown up like a thunderstorm
When my baby girl, your mam, was born

I know what you think
There's no such a thing
As listening to the old man of the kin
You think that you know
But you don't wanna go
With a bunch of pams in a crappy pogo
On the wrong side of the road!

(Don't walk the wrong side of the road!)