Somebody please say something funny
Tell a joke laugh it up tonight
Somebody please say something funny
Cause if I don't laugh I know I'm gonna cry

I'm tryin' hard to think up something clever
Some little thing that any clown would do
I just found out we're together for the last time
But I must hide the hurt of losing you

Somebody please say something funny
Tell a joke keep the party bright
Somebody please say something funny
Cause if I don't laugh I know I'm gonna cry

I'll try to be the kind that leaves 'em laughin'
I'll force a smile and say it's alright
Hold back the tear just a little while longer
And try to wait till I'm out of your sight

Somebody please say something funny...