[Verse 1] Rip roaring, mini pony munt, David Gandy, utter Blue tits, right wing sex tips Quick pull it out the bin Alice, let's sell it Ebay it, rough bars, mixing tunes We be purple polo lards, broke down on snake pass You cunt make it up, we be fat ass fat men Starbucks anthem Subway we're gonna take you down in the subway at midnight Two shot mocha, wee wee spliff, dogger on the look out Quick, bang it down, the motorway is our kin kingdom man
[Chorus] Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggies Giddy on the ciggies Rip roaring, Minnie Mouse Little pony munt, David Gandy Ripped up Tory cunt
[Verse 2] I didn't put the call through, I just sat 'ere poisoning feeds Profanity, fighting off the comedy working class Its no longer 1979 you Photos of Bowies low won't get you a coat like Neil Kinnock's Oh really? Humanist as opposed to your shop floor representatives Oh no, dirty overall creased machine, I did a Thatcher I got myself on a business scheme L-T-D Now look at me comrade, I'm always fucking home for tea No grovel, punch the card four week notice, notice me Pissed out me head, key to the city
[Chorus] Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggies Giddy on the ciggies Rip roaring, Minnie Mouse Little pony munt, David Gandy Ripped up Tory cunt
[Verse 3] I'll let him go, soul crushed, final warning Trying to keep a brave face whilst his nose was runnin' Should of trained him properly If ya don't take to it you get thrown off the lorry Dusty trail, rusty rockets won? t stop it His palace ain't libel, Hugo Boss took it off, so what? A celeb do will not justify you, end of no flash articles No Flash Harry, no flash articles, I know people care We all fucking care but care don't dare it even scratch the surface It don't even acknowledge small bumps smooth surface
[Chorus] Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggies Giddy on the ciggies Rip roaring, Minnie Mouse Little pony munt, David Gandy Ripped up Tory cunt
[Outro] Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie Giddy on the ciggie