I call the justice of the peace But don't tell him our names Don't put out a press release Or mention baseball games
I book the nearest Bridal suite one room Will suit us fine For the desk clerk that we meet The only autograph We'll sign is...
Mr. and Mrs. Smith Simply the folks next door People without a single clue what An agent or grip is for Nothing can beat the view when as far As the eye can see There's no one but Mrs. No one but Mr. Smith and me
For a home the man provides that cottage Built for two We'll check the small town classifieds Variety won't do
Then we'll move To main street, U.S.A. And sign the deed of trust The mailbox at our hideaway Will tell the whole wide world That we're just
Mr. and Mrs. Smith Merely the folks next door People who use Their kitchen each night who've Never been in toots shor
Yeah nothing can beat the view For as far as the eye can see There's no one but Mrs. No one but Mr. Smith and me
No early calls No big premieres No lush romantic theme We'll spend the nights making our own Little league baseball team...
We're no one you've ever seen Movie stars don't live anywhere here Except on the localdrive-in screen Yes, I'd gladly disappear If it might guarantee a view of No one but Mr. No one but Mrs. Smith and you