Feet in the sand
Sunglasses on my face
Hat on my head,
I'm in Surf City
I'm in Surf City!

Watch me playing my miniature golf
Get it in the hole,
Panthers biting my hand,
It hurts,
Tiki man humping just for fun,
Feeding dolphins out of my hand cause I can

CANNON PENIS!

This tiki man's biting off my head,
Skee ball is fun!
Even though I'm really bad at it!

I am on a pirate ship
I'm going to kill you!
I'm in front of the ocean,
Now I'm in the ocean!

Oh my God, this pizza is amazing!
Surf Boards!
Why do I suck so much at Skee Ball?

Ice Cream!

Vacation Over!