So take that to your spleen
cause I'm now a part of P. E. N Fifteen!
I'm a member, it's true
I wonder what kind of awesome SHIT we'll do
Maybe fly and kill evil kings!
I hope we do a crap-load of badass things
I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings
and all my dreams come true!
Many secrets will be revealed
Will I get a sword and a sweet-ass shield?
My life has changed and my fate is sealed
And I can stop sniffing glue
until my lips turn all blue
BAD GUYS!
WATCH OUT!
I'll slap your face
with a big-ass trout
You'll never know the wonderousness
'cause you're now the stupidest
And I'm the king of awesomeness
I'd give it all for
Love the taste of
I'm on my knees for
Take the girth of
P. E. N Fifteen!
Can't get enough of
P. E. N Fifteen!
Dedicate my life to
P. E. N Fifteen!