This song goes out to all the fakers (all the fakers)
You all know who you are, it started with a girl
Kept turning her nose up at my band (up at my band but I know)
She's into Yellowcard, Blink and Simple Plan
It's so pathetic

She's into Jane's Addiction, but she don't know their songs
And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along
She thinks that she's so emo
Next week she'll be a goth
It all amounts to nothing, she gets murdered in the mosh, mosh, mosh

One night I crashed at her apartment (her apartment)
Her Sonic Youth CDs were nowhere to be seen
Instead, all I found was a letter (was a letter, now I know)
Her correspondence with some pop star magazine
It's so pathetic

She's into Jane's Addiction, but she don't know their songs
And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along
She thinks that she's so emo
Next week she'll be a goth
It all amounts to nothing, she gets murdered in the mosh

Sometimes I wonder what goes on inside her mind
When she said she thought, Dave Grohl had died and Kurt Cobain was still alive
Just go to concerts that you love
Cause there's no shame in liking Backstreet Boys

She's into Jane's Addiction, but she don't know their songs
And I fall over laughing when she tries to sing along
She thinks that she's so emo
Next week she'll be a goth
It all amounts to nothing, she gets murdered in the mosh

This one goes out to all the fakers (your friends will find out now or later)
Out to the critics and the haters (time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker)
This song goes out to all the fakers
You all know who you are
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later
Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later
Time for change, just be yourself, don't be a faker
Give it up, your friends will find out now or later