My friend's a computer hacker But in school everybody said he was a slacker He writes science fiction novels He builds home towns and villages from cola bottles
He does equations just for fun Eats low carb ice cream with his mum Sews cub scout badges on his sweater
He's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker Trashcan on the floor, a pitiful disaster Cries to sleep at night when he never got it right Cause he never realised, it doesn't even matter Later on in life, he's drowning in his laughter Three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after It's good to be alive, whit his dreams job on the NASA Loving everyday Well I guess it really pays to be a slacker
He stays up all night playing tetris Asteroids, Pacman, written on his 'games to get' list (Wasted) Wasted nights (nights) spent up in his bedroom Tough times, long nights, must have been a lot to get through
He's getting sharp pains in his wrist In his world, girlfriends don't exist Can't even get an add on MySpace
He's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker Trashcan on the floor, a pitiful disaster Cries to sleep at night when he never got it right Cause he never realised, it doesn't even matter Later on in life, he's drowning in his laughter Three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after It's good to be alive, whit his dreams job on the NASA Loving everyday Well I guess it really pays to be a slacker
He's the one all alone on the stairs He's the one who thinks life isn't fair He's the one sitting right over there He's the lonely guy, on the side, looking kind of shy You could see him ride, passing by, on the pedal bike He's a funny type, kinda like Napolean Dynamite
He's just a feeling you ignore, a dumb computer hacker Trashcan on the floor, a pitiful disaster Cries to sleep at night when he never got it right Cause he never realised, it doesn't even matter Later on in life, he's drowning in his laughter Three kids and a wife, he's happy ever after It's good to be alive, whit his dreams job on the NASA Loving everyday Well I guess it really pays to be a slacker, yeah Pays to be a slacker, yeah