How long have you been on hold Makes you want somebody to hold Right outside your window I was dancing I wore that wig I wore that dress Guess I thought you'd be impressed You just rolled your eyes and shut the shades
And it wouldn't be the first time And it won't be the last I know you love me enough to tell me When I'm acting like an ass
We'll just call it a freak accident All my money spent Can't help myself daydreaming Freak accident Lack of common sense We'll just call it a freak accident
I screwed up a few things in my life Maybe even screwed em up twice Every now and then somebody's counting And again I'm still alive Somehow manage to survive But that ain't nothing, but an answer
And my little stumbles started out as a child And I got a little steam to blow off So please excuse me if I seem too wild
We'll just call it a freak accident All my money spent Can't help myself daydreaming A freak accident Lack of common sense We'll just call it a freak accident
Even when I'm feeling down Look in the mirror and see a clown When I look away I'm always happy And I know you're a misfit too That's my favorite part of you Even at the fair you can get lucky
And this time I know I'm right Oh, I've known all along Gotta admit it's pretty far and few between To worry about if something should go wrong
We'll just call it a freak accident All my money spent Can't help myself daydreaming A freak accident Lack of common sense We'll just call it a freak accident