Kyle: OK, Ike, you're my little brother, so I have to show you how to celebrate Hanukkah.
This is called a dreidel. You spin it and see where it lands, and you sing this song:

I have a little dreidel,
I made it out of clay.
And when it's dry and ready,
With dreidel I shall play.

Oh Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Now you try it, Ike. Just spin it with your fingers, like this.

Ike: H-I-J-K-L-O-P
Um, like, this song, go all the way.
play, came down the rain and wash the spider out.

Cartman: Hey, what the hell are you doing?

Oh, hey, Cartman. We're playing dreidel. You wanna try?

Cartman: Sure.
Here's a little dreidel that's small and made of clay
But I'm not gonna play with it, 'cause dreidel's fuckin' gay.

Kyle: Hey, shut your mouth, fatass.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Stan: What's going on? Oh, it's that Hannukah thing.

Cartman: It's so amazing. You spin this thing on the ground and it goes round and round. I could watch it all day.

Stan: Let me try.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.
I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

Kyle: Oh, Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.
Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Sheila: Hello, boys.

Kyle: Hi, Mom.

Sheila: Oh, how precious! You boys are all playing dreidel.
Now you know that dreidel is a time-honored tradition for the Hebrew people.

Cartman: Yes, we know, Ms. Broslovski, It's so very interesting.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
You'll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)

Learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
You'll know our people always win.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Kyle: Oh, hi, Dad!

Gerald: Hello, everybody. Say, can I join in?

Kyle: Sure!
I have a little dreidel,
I made it out of clay.
And when it's dry and ready,
With dreidel I shall Everybody!

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay,
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)

Learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win.

Stan: I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I huh?

Kyle: Dad, Dad....we're singing about a dreidel

Gerald: Oh, sorry.

Sheila: We'll talk about this later, Gerald.

Kyle: Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
I made you out of clay.
Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel,
With dreidel I shall play.

Cartman: Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Jews.....play stupid games.
Jews, that's why they're lame.

Stan: I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

I'll try to make it spin.
It fell. I'll try again.

Gerald: Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Courtney Cox, I love you.
You're so hot on that show.

Sheila: Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win. (Keep spinning.)

Now when you learn to make to make a dreidel spin,
you'll know our people always win.