Terrance: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)
Some Guy: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
People: Ooooooooooooooooh
Fucker, fucker, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, fucka, fucka, fucka...
T & P: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka)

Terrance: You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka
Phillip: You're an uncle fucka, I must say
Terrance: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
People: Uncle fucka... that's
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E, fuck you
Uncle fuckaaaaaa tonight...

Phillip: Suck my balls!