Ainaki warai toki wa nagareta
Tsuwamonotachi no yume no ato
Ano hi no atsui boku wa mou inai
Moetsuki…shinda hazu sa

Mou issai konrinzai hush!! Woh!! Oh!!
Aa jinsei zokuseken ni me wo somukete

“Ii hito da ne” to minna ni iwasete
Mujaki ni douke wo enjiteru
Netami to mie no munashii mainichi
Koyoi mo…naite horori

Meippai seiippai guts!! Woh!! Oh!!
Aa jinsei daizanbai e go!! Ready go!!

Nakinureta boku wa
Mijime na dirty old, dirty old man
Yume no you na kako ga
Meguru yo merry-go, merry-go-round
Kami ga kimeta koiki na ruuru ni wa
Hayaikutose ayamachi to burei
Mimaichuu woo hoo…

Daiji na mono wa wakasa ja nakute
Sugao no mama no shinayaka na hibi
Furimuku hodo ni jinsei wa warukunai
Ashita wo…shinjiru naraba

Mou issai konrinzai hush!! Woh!! Oh!!
Aa jinsei daigyakuten e go!! Johnny go!!

Unadarecha dame sa
Odorou yo get it up, stand it up, man
Samishige na yoru wa
Nagareru radio, favourite songs
Katarikakeru kagami ni jinbutsu wa
“Tell me what you see”
“What you see is me”
“I’ve got you. Woo hoo”
La la lu…yume ja nai ai

Nakinureta boku wa
Mijime na dirty old, dirty old man
Yume no you na kako ga
Meguru yo merry-go, merry-go-round
Unatarecha dame sa
Odorou yo get it up, stand it up, man
Ai saretai no sa
Namida no…dirty old man
Koi ni nureta manatsu no joucho ni mo
Hayaikutose ayamachi to burei
Mimaichuu woo hoo…

La la lu…owari ja nai ai la la lu…