Brak:

Beef log, beef log, what a treat!

A hefty hunk of processed meat!

Dipped in mustard, oh what joy!

I'm a jolly beef log boy!

Hot and spicy, mild or plain,

I even eat the cellophane.

I might share some with my dog,

'Cause we both love beef log.

OH BOY!

Zorak:

Brak, I beg to disagree,

cheese log is the log for me.

As a meal, or as a snack,

it's my favorite saturated fat.

Cheese log, cheese log,

cylindrical and yellow.

Cut a cheese log and I'm a happy fellow!

AT THE SAME TIME:

Brak: Beef log, beef log, what a treat! A hefty hunk of processed meat! Dipped in mustard, oh what joy! I'm a jolly beef log boy!

Zorak: Cheese log, cheese log, cylindrical and yellow. Cut a cheese log and I'm a happy fellow.

Brak: Beef log!

Zorak: Cheese log!