Wanna tell a story 'bout a girl named Sheila Lovely li'l thing but a bit of a dreamer She's been married for three long years Got three children and they're all little dears, but Now she's bored with her married bliss, so She goes out on the town, has a bit of this and that The guy meant nothing, one night stand Test turned blue, got much more on her hands
Uh-oh, it's all gone wrong, and Uh-oh, it's all gone wrong, and Uh-oh, it's all gone wrong It's all gone wrong
Derrick knew she worked at the supermarket So while out on a drive decided to go and park it Down by the river, walk to the store Never got the courage up to talk to her before, but He'd been up practising all last night Planning what he's gonna say, making sure it sounded right As he turned the corner by the milk and orange juice She's playing tonsil hockey with the spotty guy from fresh produce
Jon was a guy that fully understood, that The car that you drive is an extension of your manhood As you can imagine, never left no doubt Enter the equation when he drove his Cadillac about Pretty damn long, pretty damn wide Two silver lightning bolts painted down the sides Imagine his grief, pity his pain, when Both broke down one morning and never started up again
Fred played guitar in his best mate's band They knew that they'd go far, all they needed was a helping hand While practising one evening, there's a knock at the door Opened up to see a guy, no one there had seen before Introduced himself as 'Bob the talent-scout' Handed them a form, told them they should fill it out Now they're still practising in Fred's back room Owe ten thousand quid, Bailiffs will be calling soon