Angel lives alone in East Baltimore Eviction notice stapled to her front door Bleach-blond hair, fishnet pantyhose God she wishes it was 15 years ago When buying her a drink meant anything You wanted that night... was alright But through cocaine tears and 15 years You know she sleeps alone tonight
Where did you go Axl Rose?
Ricky lives alone... mother's basement 37 got nothing yet to show for it Heavy metal man with his long hair The top is gone but he's still rockin' the ponytail All he's got now is post grunge apathy (catastrophe) He says The Vines and The White Stripes Just don't get it for me and my friends Take me back when...
Where did you go Axl Rose?
Till one night at karaoke Ricky was kickin out Bon Jovi "Dead Or Alive" I think it was And right then Angel fell in love She knew they'd be together Stuck in the past forever
He don't care he's stuck in the '80s She don't care she's stuck in the '80s They don't care they're stuck in the '80s We don't care we're stuck in the '80s