I fucked seventeen girls in a row last night
And ten of them gave me head
I had to tip the maid a hundred dollar bill
To clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did
The very next day I told the guys
They flipped me off and said that's all lies
Got to admit I was a little peaved
Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe

I fucked seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row
What a dirty hoe

I banged 17 girls in the grocery store
And never lost my erection, no
They had to mop all sperm in aisle 3
And some poop in the produce sex-sex-sex-tion, stinky
When I told the boys in the band
They said motherfucker, you're out of your fucking head
I don't lie about the girls I screw,
They're all so jealous 'cause they know it's true

I fucked seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row, yes I, yes I did

Seventeen girls in a row
Seventeen girls, I shoot my blanks in every hole
Seventeen girls in a row
When I was done, they were begging for more

I fucked 17 girls at the trailer park
Down in Memphis, Tennessee
I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees
Like they were all getting ready to pray
Wham to the bam to the thank you ma'am
Then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham
Hell, maybe where I'm gonna go,
But when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know

I fucked seventeen
Seventeen girls in a row
Sweet, young, juicy pussy
I fucked seventeen girls in a row
Hop on that cameltoe
I fucked seventeen girls in a row