Tie a couple lassos around those tits
Pour syrup on her ass like she's chicken and grits
Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx
Bring a german shepherd on into the mix

Yeah!
Anything goes!
Anything goes!

Paint your fucking cock like a barber pole
Send a Gopro up your own butthole
Dress your bitch up like a butch marine
Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean

Yeah!
Anything goes!
I say anything goes!

Break out the whips
Candle wax
Chains and weed whackers
Baby don't hold back!

Anything goes!
Anything goes!

Fuck you from behind
Fuck you from below
Fuck you from up above
But anything goes with other bitches too
So baby don't fall in love

Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls
Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls
Steal a Saturn 5 and fuck an astronaut
Zero G anal and weightless cumshots

Anything goes!
Fucking anything goes!

Break out the tanks
Hand grenades
Minus Charlie Sheen
Cuz I don't want Aids

Anything goes!
Baby anything goes!
Honey anything goes!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking monkey fuckers, say anything goes!