The heart is cool
It's a magnificent machine
and it don't have a brain
But it thinks that you're being too mean
And it don't have legs, which is sad
Cuz it can't run away when you treat it bad
And if the damn thing had a mouth
I'm sure it would say

Oh yeah
That you gotta stop fucking
Gotta stop fucking, gotta stop fucking
Fucking my heart in the ass
Won't you please
stop fucking my heart in the ass
Oh won't you please stop fucking my heart

You can kick me as hard as you want
In the left ventricle
You can bite like a bitch with your teeth
on my aortic arch
But I won't even flinch not an inch
It would be a cinch when compared to the pain
Of the emotional boner
you shoved in my heart's ass today

Oh yeah
Girl you never stop fucking
Never stop fucking
Never stop fucking
Fucking my heart in the ass
Won't you please stop
fucking my heart in the ass

Oh yeah
Won't you please stop fucking my heart
Fucking my heart in the ass

Baby can't you see
this is starting to look like an epic fail
My heart's ass is starting to feel
Like it spent a week in jail

Cuz you're fucking my heart
Fucking my heart
Fucking my heart in the ass