Nine in the morning singing the blues
In the hotel lobby missing one of your shoes
With a handprint on your ass in the shape of a bruise
Puke on your hand as you reach for the door
Your bottle of schnapps falls onto the floor
You take one more sip as the concierge
calls you a whore

No one to blame
Every weekend it's the same
Your vagina still ain't tame
Baby stand up tall and walk that walk of shame

Sun coming up... Side of the road
You stumble from the bus all covered in load
Take a dump in the alley
In the spot where your car got towed
Your friends all left 4 hours before
Ran outta coke - went looking for more
While you were doing ass to mouth
On the tour bus floor

No one to blame
Everyone night stand's the same
It's the hide that sausage game
Baby smile real big and walk that walk of shame

Baby sucking lots of dicks is so rock and roll
Sucking lots of dicks is so rock and roll
You don't have to be a fireman to ride the pole
And no amount of respect is gonna save your soul

Many moons pass
Your tits grow long
But your pussy doesn't ever stop
Craving the dong
Now a bunch of old folks
Gangbanging doesn't seem so wrong
You grab a couple old rockers
And have a ménage
Your bit up old tits get a cum barrage

Now satchel and stix do the walk
Outta Lexxi's mom's garage
Fucking Lexxi's mom is so rock and roll
Fucking Lexxi's mom is so rock and roll
She takes a 5 inches up in every hole
She likes to rock and roll on the Rock and roll pole!

She's a special kind of older dame
In the Dp hall of fame
For Stix and Satchel it's worth that walk of shame
Put your guy liner on and walk that walk of shame