I've been drinking here since 5
It's 2am and everybody's gone
The bar man's cleaning up
The jukebox off and all the lights are on
I look up from my Pbr
And see your desperate stare
Well, you're a drunk and I've got low esteem
We make a perfect pair

And we can read each other's minds
Tonight we're the best that we could find
There's no one left but you I guess you'll do
I guess you'll do

You're not the kind of guy
I would ever tell me friends about
I smell like Taco Bell
You'll probably get sick when we make out
And I bet you've never been
With someone quite my size
Yeah, but your face not so bad
If I kinda squint my eyes

And even though you're gonna laugh
For the minute a half that I'm inside of you
I guess you'll do
I guess you'll do

We wear our desperation well walking into this motel
A scent of sadness fills the room along
With your cheap perfume
And Taco Bell
And Taco Bell

And I don't mean to be unkind
But baby, even you don't mind an Std or two
I guess you'll do
I guess you'll do
I guess you'll do