It was just like a dream, yeah a surreal scene
like a blue orange
I thought my senses had gone
like I was writing a song about a foot-long syringe
(And she said:) 'Hello dear, it's my party'
(And she said:) 'So I hope you'll be smart, hee hee'
And I said
'I don't know but I think I'll go fix me a stiff drink'

So I sat there and stared
because at first I was scared of this female Tarzan
And while she talked with the apes
about champagne and grapes, I approached her garden
(And she said:) 'Now, now, don't try to leave me'
(And she said:) 'It's unfair to deceive me'
(And she said:) 'I could kill if you try to escape me
come upstairs, my friend, ooh'

Now I knew, I knew, I couldn't be that mean
So I tried, yeah I really tried to please her
but she was a big big big big girl, big girl

Hurled out the door
it was becoming more of a test of honour
Would I go? Would I stay?
Could I do it all day and be a certain gonner?
(And she said:) 'Now you're so young and tender'
(And she said:) 'And don't be concerned with my gender'
'It was hard but I managed
to send her way up to those, those fluffy white clouds
oh yes I did'

Onto the clouds

Oh it was hard on the brain
but I would do it again for the satisfaction
She weighed two hundred and three
but that was OK by me, it was lots of action
(And she said:) 'Shall we dance in the moonlight? '
(And she said:) 'It would be so nice on a June night'
And I said: 'If it's OK by you
I'll just sit here and take me a rest'