[verse: 1] she said, "i need sometime to find myself, i need a little space to think. maybe we should start seeing other people. baby, things are moving way to fast for me." so, i picked up what was left of my pride, and i put on my walking shoes, and i got up on that high road, and i did what any gentleman would do.. i, um...
[1st chorus] i got a brand new girlfriend. we went and jumped off the deep end, flew out to LA for the weekend, spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach, wearin' nothin' but a smile, playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy, talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'. man, i think im on to somethin', because i feel just like a kid again. i got a brand new girlfriend.
[verse: 2] i love it when she calls me butter cup, laughs and says i left the toilet seat up, she pops a top for me a cold beer, and says my buddies always welcome here. when i get hungry, she takes me out. i ride the shotgun like a shitzu hound. my tails a waggin', my tongues hangin' out, it makes me wanna shout...
[2nd and 3rd chorus] i got a brand new girlfriend. we went and jumped off the deep end, flew out to LA for the weekend, spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach, wearin' nothin' but a smile, playin' kissy-kissy, smoochy-smoochy, talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'. man, i think im on to somethin', ya know i feel just like a kid again. i got a brand new girlfriend.
wooo... cute, cute, cute...
she likes to write our names in the sand. shes hearing wedding bells and making plans. shes gonna hang around a while i guess. she hasnt even told me she loves me yet.
[chorus]
she makes me feel just like a kid again, i gotta brand new girlfriend.