Bags in the hallway, taxi at the door
Cat's with the neighbours, post is on the floor, OI
Racing down to Gatwick, late for the gate
A quick pint of lager and some duty free mates, OI

A very nice man pointing out the exits
A pretty young girl handing out the wotsits
Saved like a fucker for my summer holiday
And I can't wait to get away

Having a very nice time
Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water
Basking in Spanish sunshine
Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

Adidas flip flops for during the day
And a pair of khaki chinos to dance the night away
Punched a lippy waiter straight on the chin
We got to the club and they wouldn't let us in, OI

Don't believe in sunscree, I'd rather go red
I'm peeling bits of skin of the top of my head
My standards are dropping it's nearly time to go home
There's a doggy over there gonna give her a bone

Having a very nice time
Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water
Basking in Spanish sunshine
Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

Out here by the pool
Ignoring the rules
Surrounded by fools
Out here by the pool

Having a very nice time
Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water
Basking in Spanish sunshine
Just dont drink the water, dont drink the water

We won't come here again!