You played the game of point and laugh,
But look, it's you now
Beggin' for my auto-auto-autograph.

Ah-ah-ah-uh

You held me down and you spit in my face.
Look at who's hangin' around,
Tryin' to get in when I-I-I-I own the place.
In your face, mr. "I'm too cool".

I'm not tryin' to fight you,
I'm just tryin' to live my life and
Not go off the deep end.
Well I've come a long way just to spite you
And I'll go for a million miles.
But now you wanna be my friend.
Oh, it's a fat chick's revenge.

Yeaaah, yeaaah, yeaaah.

You were so cool way back when,
And yeah, I wanted to be you,
Like, 20 years ago, my friend.
Goodbye, my friend, mr. "I'm too cool".

I'm not tryin' to fight you,
I'm just tryin' to live my life and
Not go off the deep end.
Well I've come a long way just to spite you
And I'll go for a million miles.
But now you wanna be my friend.
Oh, it's a fat chick's revenge.
It's a fat chick's revenge.
It's a fat chick's revenge.
It's a fat chick's revenge, yeah, yeah.

I'm not tryin' to fight you,
I'm just tryin' to love my life and
Not go off the deep end... oooh...
Well I've come a long way just to spite you
And I'll go for a million miles.
But now you wanna be -
Now you're just a wannabe!

I'm not tryin' to fight you,
I'm just tryin' to live my life and
Not go off the deep end.
Well I've come a long way just to spite you
And I'll go for a million miles.
But now you wanna be my friend.
Oh, it's a fat chick's revenge.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...