Well I fell down on the barroom floor Well the bartender said don't come in here no more I passed out in the parking lot They took one look at me and said look what we got Well knocked out drunk, passing time I bought a one ticket on a two way line How come every single girl I've ever met Wants to know about things that haven't happened yet Well making love to you is like a mystery date I'm always early and you're always late Things are just never going to be the same Making love to you is like a runaway train Illinois central, Southern freight I'm comin' round a-baby, don't you hesitate Can't you hear the train coming down the track Once I'm leaving now, I'm never coming back Things are just never gonna be the same Making love to you is like a runaway train Well making love to you is like a mystery date I'm always early and you're always late Things are just never going to be the same Making love to you is like a runaway train I don't know but I think I've lost my mind Every time that I'm with you I hear that train coming down the line I see the train a-coming and it's right on time We got a third rail love with a one track mind Well can't you hear the train a-coming down the track I ain't stoppin' now, I'm never coming back Things are just never gonna be the same Making love to you is like a runaway train