I woke up and put my eyeliner on today Painted my nails to take the world on for a change Turned up my stereo till the nearest wall went Boom, boom, boom
'Cause I'm a real man, I'm a real man I'm a real man I'm a real man, I'm a real man I'm a real man
'Cause what you wanna know about me anyway You read it in a magazine What you wanna know about me anyway I'm nothing that you've ever seen
I sat down and called my favorite drink up today Craving the couch where my confession pays it way Double the medicine so maybe I can smile again Oh, oh, oh
'Cause I'm a real man, I'm a real man I'm a real man I'm a real man, I'm a real man I'm a real man
'Cause what you wanna know about me anyway You read it in a magazine What you wanna know about me anyway I'm nothing that you've ever seen
I was down in California there's no holidays Got a tan on Christmas and Bleached my teeth today Called up my surgeon and transformed into a virgin For the girls back home Boom
'Cause what you wanna know about me anyway You read it in a magazine What you wanna know about me anyway I'm nothing that you've ever seen
'Cause I'm a real man, I'm a real man I'm a real man