I’ve got news for you
Yes man, I got some news
You know, there’s a lot of things being said,
you know
People talkin' this and people talkin that,
People talkin' this and people talkin that,
People talkin' this and people talkin that,
People need to shut up and listen to the track

The stampman robbed me of my sleep
I drag a brush across my cheek
The alarm clock's a goddamn thief
He's always stealin’ my hours from me
Now, Monday is a bastard son of death,
And 8 in the morning is a time of nothingness
See, something isn't as efficient as it should be
And life's not as easy as it could be to me
When I'm livin, breathin, readin, writin,
sweatin, bleedin, even cryin, tryin to find
a sign that I'm alive and I should keep fightin.
Avoid the lion just a star on the horizon,
Like a riot I'ma rise hitch-hike and ride the
lightnin
Something's what I gotta be,
But my boss says to stop the day dreams
She says dumby there's no money in your label
I say news flash, kiss my ass, pass the funny papers

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I’ve got news for you (x7)
I’ve got news

My lady friend loves to question me
About my life and my immaturity
She wants to know if there will even be security
I’m like sure there will baby, you’ll leave me
certainly
Relationships are nothing but a headache,
Cause when you’re not getting head, yes it’s a
headache
Could you please make love to me for my bed’s
sake,
Help take away the loneliness the bed feels when
you’re awake
Give me reason, help my breathin, and my sleepin,
free my semen
See me as a He-man, not a demon, don’t be fond of
leavin
As the sun is beamin baby you’re the only easing
that I get so me sweat and sex me til I hear you
screamin
Kip, you’ll never get a scream,
So stop with your foolish wet dreams
She says you’re not worthy of a girl’s affection
So try to find a boyfriend in the classifieds