You doin all that you can to take a stand and be a man
(and take care of your shortys)
all your love your heart your time
your mind your money every dime
(do you picture how you want it?)
but she don't care

(cuz she knows that your there)
every month on time
(but she wont let you see the babies)
cuz she knows it aint yours in the back of her mind
(now she got your ass on tv)

oh now your an episode
feelings out of control
on some maury povich shit
looking all crazy when clearly
you could have prevented it
pay attention to the chicks you hit
and oh your just an episode
now everybody knows you want some maury povich shit
how do think it cuz when mainly you got the attachment?
bet you wear a condom with the next chick

all you ladies making babies just to keep a man around
(there is one thing you should wanna know)
sit and think about the drama you would bring to the child
(and how you using him for doe)
and you goin' say
(hes the babies daddy)
when you been all over town
(don't you know you read this part too slow)
open legs and empty heads don't do much to keep you down
(you goin' get more than you wanted though)

oh now your an episode
feelings out of control
on some maury povich shit
looking all crazy when clearly you could have prevented it
pay attention to the chicks you hit
and oh your just an episode
now everybody knows
you want some maury povich shit
how do you think it czu when mainly you got the attachment?
bet you wear a condom with the next chick

first of all
you know that I know that I know that you know that u lyin
that babys eyes ain't nothing like mine
all a suddin you still wanna be mine
now you callin my mama
and lyin talkin bout me doin sometimes
girl quit callin my mama
she don't need that drama
she done chased me with that knife

so you tryin to get me to do whats right
sometimes I wanna slap you with all your might
cuz you'd be trippin for nothin
you must be crazy or something
and I took the blood test twice
girl you baby wanna be like mike
cuz thats who it look like
tryin to stick me with a shawty
even though we did the nawtie
it could be somebody else's right?

oh now your an episode
feelings out of control
on some maury povich shit
looking all crazy when clearly you could have prevented it
pay attention to the chicks you hit
and oh your just an episode
now everybody knows

you want some maury povich shit
how do you think it czu when mainly you got the attachment?
bet you wear a condom with the next chick
oh oh
you want some maury povich shit
now you looking crazy baby. Oh