Once upon a time there was A fine young man traveling the seven seas He was young, he was wild And sometimes a bit impatient with the girls One day he met an old lady in a dark corner of a tavern
She had an apple "Eat this apple" she said "eat this apple And you will get rid of all the problems you will have with girls He waited, he waited for the apple to take effect But then he felt there was something terribly wrong He stumbled, he tried not to fall but the pain was unimaginable And then... And then his dick fell off!
Devastated and deprived of his manhood he lost the will to carry on But then... He heard an ancient legend about a mystic animal Which was said to hold the cure for his problem The only thing he needed to do was to touch the horn of the "Goshismadicklong unicorn"
He instantly set sail, went to moon island found the beast And after a long and furious finally touched its horn The curing process started immediately In fact, the growth was so immense that from
That moment on he was known As the three legged pirate! He sailed back to the tavern Searched for the old lady and then They fucked all night!