I’ve been sleeping in a cardboard box
Spending every dollar that at the liquor shop
And even though I know I haven’t got a lot
I try to give you luvin’ until the day you drop

I’ve been training like a Pavlov dog
Sending independents out to take a hike
All you got to do is activate my bell
And I’ll fetch you anything you like

Going once, going twice,
every man here has a price
Over where, over there,
so to knot every single lady in here

I’ve been in like a thousand times
Dated every woman in the atmosphere
I’ve been to every continent
Broken all the hearts in every hemisphere

And if I’m not the guy you like to circumvent
Just remember not to love me when I disappear

I graduated at the top
I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie
So if you have a fantasy of being a queen
Maybe you should blow a couple bucks on me

Going once, going twice,
Won’t these gentlemen ser-vice
Any here, any there
Any notions, any where

Going twice, going thrice
I guess this means we’ll go four times a lady

I’ll promise I’ll be all you need, ever need
You’ll never have to shop around
(don’t shop around)

And I’ll give you all you’ll ever need , ever need
Don’t worry I will never let you down, let you down
Don’t worry I will never let you down,

So many ladies are wanting for mates
And the prospects are good, but dates never break
Over here, over there
Over where, anywhere
We’re too busy for grilling the feeling we get
And you sulk