They call (they call) me mad (me mad)
The scientist of dread
Alas in '87
My grand invasion failed

'Bout time! New plan!
Time is ripe - evil plan!
'Bout time! New plan!
Made a deal with satan

The lord (the lord) of hell (of hell)
Helped my invention well

With "bad-brew" I will wipe out
The law of purity
Chemical world dominion
R. I. b. - rest in beer!
"My little mad professor"
Lucifer said to me
"The humans gonna suffer! "
R. I. b. - rest in beer!

Soon my (soon my) idea (idea)
Has taught mankind to fear
The impact of my "bad-brew's"
Infectious formula

Spread out! For free!
Spreading by drinks for free
Spread out! For free!
Purity - disappeared!

Death on (death on) the fly (the fly)
Kiss healthiness goodbye!

With "bad-brew" I will wipe out
The law of purity
Chemical world dominion
R. I. b. - rest in beer!
"My little mad professor"
Lucifer said to me
"The humans gonna suffer! "
R. I. b. - rest in beer!

Satan's choir
All the mortals shall obey me!
I will drag their souls to hell
And a contract signed in toxics
Drink it up - the poisoned ale!

With "bad-brew" I will wipe out
The law of purity
Chemical world dominion
R. I. b. - rest in beer!
"My little mad professor"
Lucifer said to me
"The humans gonna suffer! "
R. I. b. - rest in beer!

Satan's choir
All the mortals shall obey me!
I will drag their souls to hell
And a contract signed in toxics
Drink it up - the poisoned ale!