Cry me a river
Fill up the tub, make a bubble bath
for me tonight
There's something your tears
will help my ego sleep, alright
I just made the dinner
That you used to love
but now I cater to my own appetite
And you can't cook for shit
enjoy your Happy Meal tonight

And I know I sound bitter but I don't care
'Cause I know something different
since I'm not there
Cried so many tears
I think that it's only fair, only fair

And I know I shouldn't say this
But I hope you're so fucking sad
Thinkin' 'bout the life that you had
Oh, I know I shouldn't say this
But I hope you're so fucking sad
'Cause honestly (Honestly)
I'd rather it's you than me

Now it don't matter, what's under the bed
Think I wanna let my hair down today
But I bought the bed
So they both mine anyway
And you never gave me nothin'
Nothin' but bullshit
If stupid was worth a dollar
than you would be damn rich
With a hundred acre, self-made millionaire

And I know I sound bitter but I don't care
'Cause I know something
different since I'm not there
Cried so many tears
I think that it's only fair, only fair

And I know I shouldn't say this
But I hope you're so fucking sad
Thinkin' 'bout the life that you had
Oh, I know I shouldn't say this
But I hope you're so fucking sad
'Cause honestly
I'd rather it's you than me