Ron You're harry freakin' potter! You don't understand You're a legend, man To us all!
Every son and daughter
Ron & the kids: [spoken] "safe! "
Ron From you-know-who All because of you! You were small But I wonder if you can recall
Ron Long story short This guy [Whispered] "voldemort" Was super cruel
Harry [Spoken] "voldemort? "
The kids [Gasp!] "shh! "
[Chorus: OOh...]
Ron Tried to kill you and your parents And this is where it gets intensely cool
Even though you were a tiny little boy You shoulda died but you survived and then destroyed This evil guy and it's story we enjoy to tell
Ron & the kids You're harry freakin' potter! We don't prefer gandalf Merlin, or oz You're a whole lot hotter! With that lighting scar You're a superstar to us all! If we're in trouble we know who to call!
Rita skeeter You're harry freakin' potter! I wouldn't wince at all You're invincible to all harm!
Like betty crocker
Rita skeeter & the kids [OOh!]
Rita I wanna eat you up! No one'll beat you up With that charm! Remember, harry, kid You're the boss You're the king You're the bomb!
Harry But this is all so sad I mean, my mom and dad Were killed, long ago
The kids [Long ago they died!]
Harry I wanna be psyched But being unliked Is all I know
[All he knows, that's why]
Harry I never thought I'd be a part of such a fate An opportunity eleven years late I guess it's time for me step up to the plate And show 'em that I'm something great!
I'm harry freakin' potter! I'll do what I can If what you say I am is true!
I can't be bothered By my awful past I've found at last Something I can do So it's time I knew Exactly who I am
I'm harry freakin' potter!
The kids You're harry freakin' potter!
Harry & the kids I'm you're harry freakin' potter!
Harry And I'm the man!
The kids [Ahh]
Harry & the kids [Spoken] "harry freakin' potter! "