Superman
I am a man of justice
I am a man of might

Batman
I am a man of vengeance
I am a man of the night

You're such a sycophantic suck up
How can you call yourself a man?
You say you fight for truth and justice?
I say you're working for the man, man!

Superman
You line your mask with lead
But I can see into your soul
I see a scared little boy

Batman
(Spoken) wait, what?

Superman
Behind the cape and the cowl

Fuck you!

Batman
I'm gonna kick your ass

Fuck you!

Superman
I'm taking you down

Fuck you!

Superman
You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!

Batman
I've learned a lot about life
Since I got myself a bro

Superman
You mean your tiny little sidekick?
You guys are so adorable

Batman
You're only jealous man

Superman
(Spoken) ah, yeah

Batman
It's so obvious, so clear

Superman
Me with a sidekick?
Come on

Batman
I've got one for you right here!

Fuck you!

Superman
I'm gonna kick your ass

Fuck you!

Batman
I'm taking you down

Fuck you!

Superman
You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!

All of your toys amuse me
The boat, the batmobile, the bike, the plane
But you can't grappling hook me
Can't hit me with your boomerang, naw!

Batman
You look cool in your tights

Superman
(Spoken) thanks

Batman
For an alien dick

Superman
(Spoken) what?

Batman
I got some kryptonite tonight
I'm onto your shtick

Superman
(Spoken) fuck you!

Fuck you!

Superman
I'm gonna kick your ass

Fuck you!

Batman
I'm taking you in

Fuck you!

Batman
You want to be the man
You've got to beat the man
I'm gonna show you
What it means to be a man, man!

Fuck you!