Thanks a lot for the invitation
But I believe I'm already taken
I'll maybe catch you
somewhere along the way
I can't believe the words I'm reading
Hotel lobby is suddenly freezing
God, you think you'd have
something nice to say

But you think you're such
a big man picking on me
Well you'll never get another chance
You should make plans to get away
Before an accident comes your way
Don't be thinking you'll get off easy
Letter bombs are user friendly

Making up for a troubled childhood
You know there's people you could see,
you could talk to
You shouldn't be on the street for one more day
I'm lying here in the next hotel room
I feel like I've been hit by a sonic boom
God, you think you'd have something nice to say

But you think you're such a big man,
picking on me
Well you'll never get another chance
You should make a plan to get away
Don't be thinking you'll get off easy
I.R.A. is doing freebies

Maybe you could just say you're sorry
Full retraction, bended knee

Maybe you could just save
your firstborn for me

But you think you're such a big man,
picking on me
Well you'll never get another chance
You should make a plan to get away
Don't be thinking you'll get off easy
Wife and kids are just gonna love me