Hey timmy! what do you wanna be when you grow up? Uh... I wanna be a pro gamer Well timmy, uh... what in the blue gumdrops is a progamer? I wanna play video games professionally and get paid for it Oh timmy... you're gonna need a real job If you want to survive in the real world! A real job? oh no... I'm not good at real jobs!
I know it sounds silly but I really, really wanna be a pro (whoa whoa) Getting all the ladies maybe one day I'll be starring in a show (whoa whoa) Never dreaming cuz I'm saving 0 hours for sleep I'd be playing and be playing 80 hours a week It sounds silly, but little timmy really, really wants to be a pro (whoa whoa)
It all started with my nes, yes It all started with my nes, and I was the very best Carried it from various areas with a television near me I was probably the scariest from the east to west That's "undebatable", I know you're all relating too The arcade's a zoo, and I'm such an animal Standing up for days is what street fighter made me do That's understandable cuz all my friends played it too My old lady hate it, im staying up late And I barely even ate, cuz my diet's only "8 bit" Picture a little black, skinny-ass, middle class Kid that played punch out, doing it big with little mac And now you want to, play with me in contra Yeah I know that memories of level 7 haunt ya Up up down down left right left right b a start And then you tear the game apart!
And I know it sounds silly But I really, really wanna be a pro (whoa whoa) Getting all the ladies maybe one day I'll be starring in a show (whoa whoa) Never dreaming cuz I'm saving 0 hours for sleep I'd be playing and be playing 80 hours a week It sounds silly, but little timmy really, really wants to be a pro (whoa whoa)
Now I'm posted with doritos and a can of dr. pepper I got my neo geo playing fatal fury special I use a 'metal slug'ger when I'm playing 'super baseball' In 2020, Imma still be an ace! Call anyone and everyone To come and get their dreams smashed On dreamcast, I was 'ready 2 rumble' So watch competitors crumble You better run or get annihilated Even my vmu keeps on making smiley faces The amount of places that I owned locally Made me get a modem to dominate em globally My notoriety came with such variety To the point that society wanted to say good-bye to me! My last girl said she'd make me dreams be the truth So with a big smile, I threw her a tifa suit She said "jeez, do I look like a freak to you? " (uh, yeah) "what's next, you gonna dress me up as pikachu? " (duh) I don't mean to be rude, but either please put this on Or be gone, cuz I got a game to beat or two We broke up the next day, it saddened me The' final fantasy' offered to me to be reality
I know it sounds silly but I really Really wanna be a pro (whoa whoa) Getting all the ladies Maybe one day I'll be starring in a show (whoa whoa) Never dreaming cuz I'm saving 0 hours for sleep I'd be playing and be playing 80 hours a week It sounds silly, but little timmy really Really wants to be a pro (whoa whoa)
Remember, those cold decembers Oh I remember, that old nintendo What I went through to be here I will make this one thing clear This road is ending (I'm almost pro) This road is ending (I'm almost pro!)
Yeah I love my games so much, I'm getting 'em all mixed up I got carpal tunnel all up in my wrist cuz Fps, rts and mmo rpgs Make me need to afk, but I never brb The payment for my car is far past due Cuz of brood war, I choose more starcraft 2 And they shut my heat off, I can't afford no dinner Thanks to "blizzard" it's gonna be a "stone cold" winter
Korea! I see ya, seoul korea I see ya, seoul korea I see ya seoul korea I see my whole career... starting in seoul, korea You see my soul 'agreeas' that I belong in seoul, korea For real!
I know it sounds silly but I really, really wanna be a pro (whoa whoa) Getting all the ladies maybe one day I'll be starring in a show (whoa whoa) Never dreaming cuz I'm saving 0 hours for sleep I'd be playing and be playing 80 hours a week It sounds silly, but little timmy really, really wants to be a pro (whoa whoa)